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Video Dating Week

i havent been this excited/obsessed since monkey week

janis

im getting really into the video dating scene.

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i deserve love like everybody else

this guy must not have made the cut to be in that excellent and informative mash-up of swaggerpimpin video daters that i posted earlier this week. i wanna meet the kind of woman that responded to this (and you know at least ONE crazy bitch must've)...

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Dude..

perfect

shit is hot!

NEW ARTEST VIDEO!1!!1



always in the gym!

and who can forget the Stu-scursion:



He probably recorded "Workout" right there in the whip!

Heatley's first game with the sharks

Heatley's first game in San Jose tonight. He will be starting with Seto, Thornton, which sounds like a ridiculous line.

Also, individual tickets went on sale this weekend, so booz we need to pick out a game and actually get that shit together this year.

Finally, I saw this highlight yesterday. Phaneuf is a bitch (I don't know why exactly but he reminds me of Pronger(probably because he's a bitch)) but a hit like this is always good to watch, especially in a preseason game.

how do you sleep?

im not sure how i never knew about this song before, but goddamn...john lennon diss to paul mccartney.

im looking for the goddess

since ive been back on the market (thank you very much you heartless bitch) the last couple years, ive found that my pick-up skills have grown a bit rusty. i got so used to telling bitches that i had a girlfriend and then acting how ever the fuck i wanted because i knew i would go home and fuck my girl no matter who i pissed off. now i find that i have to laugh at bad jokes, listen to a wide range of dumb stories, and play all those ridiculous games in the horrible ritual of male-female interaction that we call "single life" just to have a 50% chance of awkwardly getting my dick wet. well thank god my troubles are over. now equipped with an arsenal of killer lines and embedded with the shining example of these smooth pimps in action (particularly the OG at 2:06), i feel ready to take on the field. the drought is over and its time to put some juice in this arid desert of a sex life ive been suffering through. life is a playground and i want somebody to play with. bring on the sluts (no fatties).

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home sweet home

Happy Masturbation Day

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soccer ball prank

yo so these kid in some poor ass place play this trick...thinking it is funny, that little kids will kick the shit out of an unknown soccer ball...lord knows poor kids love soccer (probably because they cant afford hockey) and BHAM cement soccer ball..bitch you have been played

fuckin kids

I don't think I have ever been this excited...for anything.

dude

chameleon

courtesy of CANE LOCSTA...

Two legs son

Drinking out of Cups

the original rumor surrounding this audio is that it was this dude trippin on acid and being recorded, then they put animation to it..but i guess the guy denied it or something and said it was just him recording himself reacting to the television..who knows? pretty funny though...

tha kid julious

if you completely ignore this dudes rapping, which is terrible, you'll notice that homie KILLS it with the table percussion..

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