In other developing news...

Yo so boozin...I was checkin out that Heatley talk...and looks like there might be some other developing news...but shit a press conferences at a bar and grill. I know hockey doesn't pull the numbers football does but damn...one of the greatest American born hockey players.

(and thats bull shit you are limited on how many tag words you can use...too many gems in the show all.)

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

im sure you have seen this on the news already, but this shit is fucking ill...when i saw this on cnn i felt like putting on ac/dc at high volume and running out into the street to fire off a few rounds with the mossberg...the somalians was like, "hell yea, we got this whole thing on lock, baby, now we just kick back and wait for the scrill...that shipping company ransom money..", but then obama got the call and was like, "fuck pirates, i bury those cockroaches..peel they caps back, son", and then three bad ass fucking navy seals parachuted in, set up shop, and twisted three pirate dome pieces like it twadn't nothin..,Amurrica muthafucka..



Ironic Sidenote: the ship was carrying humanitarian aid for poor somalians. BAM!