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Showing posts with label hey lady won't you be my dog and i'll be your tree and you can pee on me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hey lady won't you be my dog and i'll be your tree and you can pee on me. Show all posts

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Hop Stoopid...the perfect breakfast beer.



"For those mornings when you have to cut right to the chase, this is the one. Sure to blast through just about anything still lingering from the night before, this mouthful of Hops and huge rich Malt has a gaurantee built right into the name!"

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Red Hot Mamma

A luscious bitch she is, true
But it's not nice to fool mother nature
The proud mother of god like all ho's
Is jealous of her own shadow
Who is this young Vic Tanny bitch
Who wish to be queen for a day?
Who would sacrifice the great grandsons and daughters of her jealous mother
By sucking their brain until their ability to think was amputated
By pimping their instincts
Until they were fat, horny and strung-out
In a neurotic attempt to be queen of the universe
Who is this bitch?