Closing out NEWS WEEK

its late and im over it..here is your last installment of news week. goodnight, and good luck..

Smelcome

ouch.

News Mania!!!

here's a wonderful compilation that include some old favorites and some new gems...



sidenote: my favorite one is at 39 seconds in..

BURNED

"you wre, but are no longer..how did that happen?"

best weatherman ever

this guy rivals that rv salesman trying to recite the lines for his commercial..i think he might even be better.


sidenote: my favorite part is at 51 seconds in.. "do me a weather? FUCK!"

SIDENOTE POST

this is how those anchors SHOULD be laughing...

OH OH OH OH OH OH OOOOH I CANT BREATHE, I CANT BREATH

c'mon, what would NEWS WEEK be without this old gem?


sidenote: the man and the woman at the end of this clip (the "studio gangstas" in the safety of their set) are a perfect example of the awkward fake concern that i mentioned before.

Stoned Fireman

unexpected job benefits. no reporter in this one, but still funny...


sidenote: i would have inhaled too

More News

Next we have this lovely clip from channel 7 (the most trusted name in news), of one of their reporters getting shit in his mouth.


sidenote: pay close attention to the guy who runs over with the cup of water..from the looks of him, he gets shit on everyday, so i bet he was having a little party in his head..same with the sound guy.

ITS NEWS WEEK ON WASHED UP CELEBS

Thats right, im back in this bitch and i finna get on my grind about it. in honor of awkward field reporters everywhere, risking their bodies and dignity on live television to bring us those important stories about our local areas, i am declaring it NEWS WEEK here at WUC. this week we will bring you some of the most intense moments ever witnessed, raw and unfiltered, so YOU can get the REAL STORY...this is... NEWS WEEK!

First up, check this blond broad eat shit on a skateboard trying to "connect" with the xgames culture..extreme!


sidenote: i think my favorite part about these clips is the reaction of the anchors in the studio. they always attempt to carefully mix a tone of concern with a touch of laugh-it-off humor, making it even more awkward for everybody (also making them sound like a douche bag)