"never smoke in your bed." -the tour guide guy
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
ummmmm?
the front page of the press democrat goes a little something like this.
1. Nationwide job cuts. North Bay Home Depots closing
2. Global warming is worse than scientists had feared. It'll take roughly 1000 years to restore pre-industrial carbon monoxide levels. Drought, sea level rising, etc. etc.
3. A water shortage that is going to require strict conservation due to lack of rainfall. No more washing your car at home. A set number of loads of laundry per person and set shower times.
4. Octuplets are born in L.A. kicking and screaming. Two of the babies are 1 lb and will require unnatural measures to keep them alive. The babies were delivered through a c-section.
does anyone else notice something wrong here? How about we knock three of the motherfuckers off and round it down to a manageable 5. fucking octuplets. where do you get off having 8 kids at once. or at all for that matter.
1. Nationwide job cuts. North Bay Home Depots closing
2. Global warming is worse than scientists had feared. It'll take roughly 1000 years to restore pre-industrial carbon monoxide levels. Drought, sea level rising, etc. etc.
3. A water shortage that is going to require strict conservation due to lack of rainfall. No more washing your car at home. A set number of loads of laundry per person and set shower times.
4. Octuplets are born in L.A. kicking and screaming. Two of the babies are 1 lb and will require unnatural measures to keep them alive. The babies were delivered through a c-section.
does anyone else notice something wrong here? How about we knock three of the motherfuckers off and round it down to a manageable 5. fucking octuplets. where do you get off having 8 kids at once. or at all for that matter.
Friday, January 23, 2009
CHARLIE GREEN
anybody see him? baiton, hit me on your asian girls phone when you get a chance homie..just checkin to see if youre alive.
have you seen CHARLIE GREEN aka CANE LOCSTA (WHERE THE BUD AT FOOL?) aka L.O.C aka MATT BAITON aka THE HIGHWAY SLEEPER aka 211STEELRESERVE ????
here is the last known photograph of Sir Charles in the files..
and here is an artist rendering of what he may look like now..
if you have any information please send word to our POST OFFICE in san francisco. thank you.
-the WASHED UP CELEBS family
have you seen CHARLIE GREEN aka CANE LOCSTA (WHERE THE BUD AT FOOL?) aka L.O.C aka MATT BAITON aka THE HIGHWAY SLEEPER aka 211STEELRESERVE ????
here is the last known photograph of Sir Charles in the files..
and here is an artist rendering of what he may look like now..
if you have any information please send word to our POST OFFICE in san francisco. thank you.
-the WASHED UP CELEBS family
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