Get Money, Turn Gay --Schmoyoho

"30 some kids for the price of one janitor"

So tight at 1:40

Baby Preacher

ALLAH!

Yeah so da cat dat flew

Cats win. Not only due to their ability to act like a flying squirrel, but also that cat's ass down below has got to be one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen.

And is that cat really up there for a day and a half? Thought the firemen woulda been there hella sooner. What? They cover trees, but not telephone poles.

Eyedea-Smile

I just heard. fuck.

They Got Madden in da Ghetto?

"fuck it. I put the team on my back nigga."

Mommy and Daddy song

So i know these might be getting annoying but i love em so much i gotta share.

And lee please feel free to post the original vid if u feel so inclined cause ima continue on my omitting spree.

right aroun 20 secs when she does the yeah, yeah. my favorite.

Bed Intruder Song

Its funny yet sad. Im being cereal.

Hastajakoff's horrible music. Installment 2

Wiley-Wheres My Brother

Philly Willy use to listen to this guy when I was feelin up on Dizzee Rascal. He has another song about how he eats pies. Who got the pies? Wiley got the pies.

Gotta love those repeat-ems.

Get that dang mouse

Let me get a little emotional on you right now.

As I get older, I feel more and more that the natural world is very important to the future continuance and ultimately happiness of the planet. I think with maturity comes a sense of responsibility we all should feel for the...

nevermind. this shit is just tight.

"A dark, dark, best day i've ever had."

If we legalize pot in California... I'll probably stop smokin. Its gonna lose all its cool.
Don't know if u follow these on your own, but here is the newest one. Black dude at the end is seriously a buzz killer.

Facts

may or may not know. may or may not find interesting.

If you are gonna be murdered then, statistically speaking, it will happen on Christmas day by a member of your own family.

Al Gore's mansion in Tennessee consumes more "ungreen" energy that any other personal residence in that state. Which makes Al Gore the biggest hypocrite known to man.

It is possible to go blind from smoking too heavily.

Bob Pillow

"never smoke in your bed." -the tour guide guy

ummmmm?

the front page of the press democrat goes a little something like this.

1. Nationwide job cuts. North Bay Home Depots closing

2. Global warming is worse than scientists had feared. It'll take roughly 1000 years to restore pre-industrial carbon monoxide levels. Drought, sea level rising, etc. etc.

3. A water shortage that is going to require strict conservation due to lack of rainfall. No more washing your car at home. A set number of loads of laundry per person and set shower times.

4. Octuplets are born in L.A. kicking and screaming. Two of the babies are 1 lb and will require unnatural measures to keep them alive. The babies were delivered through a c-section.

does anyone else notice something wrong here? How about we knock three of the motherfuckers off and round it down to a manageable 5. fucking octuplets. where do you get off having 8 kids at once. or at all for that matter.

Cat Vs. Ceiling fan

May have received a fatal blow to the head there.

curiosity killed the cat.

Racoon Vs. Fire/ Hunger Vs. Common Sense

certain tendencies cross all genetic lines apparently.

Dumb animals
"he's burning in there." -witness

Merry Xmas especially the poor

okay
the maestro

Salvador

I was unaware he made a bunch of T.V. performances

bam bitch

South Central Park

rims look like pokadoke, rear view mirror looks like okiedoke

Why not keep the trend alive

Im from holland. Where the fuck you from?