what did you think was going to happen

Cat Vs. Ceiling fan

May have received a fatal blow to the head there.

curiosity killed the cat.

Racoon Vs. Fire/ Hunger Vs. Common Sense

certain tendencies cross all genetic lines apparently.

Dumb animals
"he's burning in there." -witness

ANIMAL DEATHMATCH WEEK CONTINUES!! COBRA VS....a baby?

it seems like a bit of a mismatch, but the baby does alright, stickin and movin, workin the ribs...

notice how right near the end the cobra looks at the camera like, "are you serious? you want me to keep biting this baby? i mean, this is pretty irresponsible, i recognize that, but im a fucking cobra. if that little bastard goes for my tail again im releasing the venom. he'll be dead in an hour. i dont want to release the venom, but you just keep pushing me and pushing me..."

COCKFIGHT!!!

what would animal deathmatch week be without a decent cockfight somewhere in the mix?

(kinda long and drawn out, but those stare downs are hilarious)

POLAR BEAR VS WALRUS

..its gonna be a blood bath (spoiler alert: Pbear wins)

ANIMAL DEATHMATCH WEEK

Okay...shit has gotten a little stale around here, and in light of the new year i feel like we need to step up our game. so...heres some animal attacks...it is officially "animal deathmatch week" on Washed Up Celebs..enjoy