"never smoke in your bed." -the tour guide guy
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
ummmmm?
the front page of the press democrat goes a little something like this.
1. Nationwide job cuts. North Bay Home Depots closing
2. Global warming is worse than scientists had feared. It'll take roughly 1000 years to restore pre-industrial carbon monoxide levels. Drought, sea level rising, etc. etc.
3. A water shortage that is going to require strict conservation due to lack of rainfall. No more washing your car at home. A set number of loads of laundry per person and set shower times.
4. Octuplets are born in L.A. kicking and screaming. Two of the babies are 1 lb and will require unnatural measures to keep them alive. The babies were delivered through a c-section.
does anyone else notice something wrong here? How about we knock three of the motherfuckers off and round it down to a manageable 5. fucking octuplets. where do you get off having 8 kids at once. or at all for that matter.
1. Nationwide job cuts. North Bay Home Depots closing
2. Global warming is worse than scientists had feared. It'll take roughly 1000 years to restore pre-industrial carbon monoxide levels. Drought, sea level rising, etc. etc.
3. A water shortage that is going to require strict conservation due to lack of rainfall. No more washing your car at home. A set number of loads of laundry per person and set shower times.
4. Octuplets are born in L.A. kicking and screaming. Two of the babies are 1 lb and will require unnatural measures to keep them alive. The babies were delivered through a c-section.
does anyone else notice something wrong here? How about we knock three of the motherfuckers off and round it down to a manageable 5. fucking octuplets. where do you get off having 8 kids at once. or at all for that matter.
Friday, January 23, 2009
CHARLIE GREEN
anybody see him? baiton, hit me on your asian girls phone when you get a chance homie..just checkin to see if youre alive.
have you seen CHARLIE GREEN aka CANE LOCSTA (WHERE THE BUD AT FOOL?) aka L.O.C aka MATT BAITON aka THE HIGHWAY SLEEPER aka 211STEELRESERVE ????
here is the last known photograph of Sir Charles in the files..
and here is an artist rendering of what he may look like now..
if you have any information please send word to our POST OFFICE in san francisco. thank you.
-the WASHED UP CELEBS family
have you seen CHARLIE GREEN aka CANE LOCSTA (WHERE THE BUD AT FOOL?) aka L.O.C aka MATT BAITON aka THE HIGHWAY SLEEPER aka 211STEELRESERVE ????
here is the last known photograph of Sir Charles in the files..
and here is an artist rendering of what he may look like now..
if you have any information please send word to our POST OFFICE in san francisco. thank you.
-the WASHED UP CELEBS family
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Cats VS Themselves
a link from the cat v ceiling fan video led me to this montage..i laughed so hard i almost hacked up a lung..peep game
Racoon Vs. Fire/ Hunger Vs. Common Sense
certain tendencies cross all genetic lines apparently.
Dumb animals
"he's burning in there." -witness
Dumb animals
"he's burning in there." -witness
Friday, January 16, 2009
mo death
not sure how another brick in the wall fits in....but that zebra got some shit going on with its skin
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
ANIMAL DEATHMATCH WEEK CONTINUES!! COBRA VS....a baby?
it seems like a bit of a mismatch, but the baby does alright, stickin and movin, workin the ribs...
notice how right near the end the cobra looks at the camera like, "are you serious? you want me to keep biting this baby? i mean, this is pretty irresponsible, i recognize that, but im a fucking cobra. if that little bastard goes for my tail again im releasing the venom. he'll be dead in an hour. i dont want to release the venom, but you just keep pushing me and pushing me..."
notice how right near the end the cobra looks at the camera like, "are you serious? you want me to keep biting this baby? i mean, this is pretty irresponsible, i recognize that, but im a fucking cobra. if that little bastard goes for my tail again im releasing the venom. he'll be dead in an hour. i dont want to release the venom, but you just keep pushing me and pushing me..."
COCKFIGHT!!!
what would animal deathmatch week be without a decent cockfight somewhere in the mix?
(kinda long and drawn out, but those stare downs are hilarious)
(kinda long and drawn out, but those stare downs are hilarious)
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
ANIMAL DEATHMATCH WEEK
Okay...shit has gotten a little stale around here, and in light of the new year i feel like we need to step up our game. so...heres some animal attacks...it is officially "animal deathmatch week" on Washed Up Celebs..enjoy
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
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