money talks

yeah so I don't know if this is a game show or what but this fool gets destroyed...I don't know if he wins or not.

WUC badass motherfucker of the week: Aron Ralston

remember this guy? goddam!

Sports Bloopers

B.O.B

this song is hot..


...and i also discovered a parody this guy did of lil wayne and t-pain..

Remember how sick this movie is?

michael keaton is the shit..(also, he was and still is the best Batman; fuck that fag christian bale)

tenacious

D

5-0

found on lords of apathy

auto tuning the news..

taken from lords of apathy, thank you...

Today

YO...

..Tom Green can rap. hella.

In case anyone was wondering...

this is whats hot in The City..

"got an S on my chest but i dont save hoes"

Its Ok...

peep out big boi with the yellow sweatsuit...ballin..

ducks die together

this is what i hope to see on sunday..

more tats

this seems excessive..


whoa..


awesome...

INK

ive been looking for any mindless activity to keep my mind off how fucking pathetic our hockey team is after seeing an entire game played "sans balls" in san jose thursday night..i found myself wishing id been born in detroit..
so anyway, the moral of the story is this: check out some of these ballin ass tattoos...

im sewing tigers on my shirt, and alligators, you wanna see the inside, ill see you later..

a dolphin gettin high, ok..

this one appears to be a portrait of chewbacca, ON chewbacca (note his rich brown coat surrounding the shaved area...

i think this one speaks for itself...


anyone else got any?

GO SHARKS!

playoffs tonight baby, fuck the ducks..

cube

"no vaseline" diss on N.W.A..so ill


sidenote: he's rockin his own shirt...a wonderful tradition amongst many of my favorite rappers

New Footage of Navy Seals Rescue

its kind of a reenactment of the whole process, from preparation to execution..

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

im sure you have seen this on the news already, but this shit is fucking ill...when i saw this on cnn i felt like putting on ac/dc at high volume and running out into the street to fire off a few rounds with the mossberg...the somalians was like, "hell yea, we got this whole thing on lock, baby, now we just kick back and wait for the scrill...that shipping company ransom money..", but then obama got the call and was like, "fuck pirates, i bury those cockroaches..peel they caps back, son", and then three bad ass fucking navy seals parachuted in, set up shop, and twisted three pirate dome pieces like it twadn't nothin..,Amurrica muthafucka..



Ironic Sidenote: the ship was carrying humanitarian aid for poor somalians. BAM!

online dating

stolen from failblog.org...

see more pwn and owned pictures

Closing out NEWS WEEK

its late and im over it..here is your last installment of news week. goodnight, and good luck..

fuck the police

this is hella funnnny

see more pwn and owned pictures

its 3am..

...and i might be a little fucked up. check this out..

excessive celebration?

or just the right amount...

double whammy

perfect.

cheap furniture

check out failblog.org ...they've got the videos-of-people-eating-shit game on lock...i tip my hat..

Smelcome

ouch.

News Mania!!!

here's a wonderful compilation that include some old favorites and some new gems...



sidenote: my favorite one is at 39 seconds in..

BURNED

"you wre, but are no longer..how did that happen?"

Reporter gets high

Take a walk with me

Curb Job

best weatherman ever

this guy rivals that rv salesman trying to recite the lines for his commercial..i think he might even be better.


sidenote: my favorite part is at 51 seconds in.. "do me a weather? FUCK!"

SIDENOTE POST

this is how those anchors SHOULD be laughing...

OH OH OH OH OH OH OOOOH I CANT BREATHE, I CANT BREATH

c'mon, what would NEWS WEEK be without this old gem?


sidenote: the man and the woman at the end of this clip (the "studio gangstas" in the safety of their set) are a perfect example of the awkward fake concern that i mentioned before.

Stoned Fireman

unexpected job benefits. no reporter in this one, but still funny...


sidenote: i would have inhaled too

More News

Next we have this lovely clip from channel 7 (the most trusted name in news), of one of their reporters getting shit in his mouth.


sidenote: pay close attention to the guy who runs over with the cup of water..from the looks of him, he gets shit on everyday, so i bet he was having a little party in his head..same with the sound guy.

ITS NEWS WEEK ON WASHED UP CELEBS

Thats right, im back in this bitch and i finna get on my grind about it. in honor of awkward field reporters everywhere, risking their bodies and dignity on live television to bring us those important stories about our local areas, i am declaring it NEWS WEEK here at WUC. this week we will bring you some of the most intense moments ever witnessed, raw and unfiltered, so YOU can get the REAL STORY...this is... NEWS WEEK!

First up, check this blond broad eat shit on a skateboard trying to "connect" with the xgames culture..extreme!


sidenote: i think my favorite part about these clips is the reaction of the anchors in the studio. they always attempt to carefully mix a tone of concern with a touch of laugh-it-off humor, making it even more awkward for everybody (also making them sound like a douche bag)

YO!

Yo so its been a stale as shit around here..and it seems like Boozin is the only other one on here...so Boozin peep game at these fools



Fuck the stars but this is kinda funny..



And as far as I can tell I believe this is all the same game....and whaattaa a game it must have been