hit in the face with a watermelon fail

it reminds me of the kennedy assassination footage...

Gettin' it

RIP Captain Beefheart

Riots in Greece

Internet back on. life be beautiful

"When it comes to squashin libes, I come recommended highly."

stolen from failblog.

bitches love me

(stolen from LOA)

Soul Brother Number One

RIP. "Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."

finally!

Brian Wilson

this fool is funny...

"Opulence, I has it"

this directv ad is pretty ridiculous

headshot

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Internet:

http://opte.org/ (super high res images here)

The #1 Funkateer Of All Time

Take that, Jesus.

This is for you, Sparkley.

FUCK THE POLICE

...and fuck the american justice system. even with video evidence, white cop gets a slap on the wrist for murdering a black citizen. 2010 and this shit is still going on, fucking terrible...

Baracka Flacka Flames

found on LOA

Arguably the coolest thing anyone has ever done?

This video is widescreen so I recommend clicking it to view the full version. There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl!

Weeellll....

WORLD SERIES 2010

lincecum, fuck yeah.

We Do It Big In The Bay

also, here.

Yeah so da cat dat flew

Cats win. Not only due to their ability to act like a flying squirrel, but also that cat's ass down below has got to be one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen.

And is that cat really up there for a day and a half? Thought the firemen woulda been there hella sooner. What? They cover trees, but not telephone poles.

so many to choose from...

best tattoo of all time

see more Ugliest Tattoos

Dogs vs. Cats week on WASHED UP CELEBS!

feel free to make your case for one over the other, both, or neither.

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Eyedea and Abilities

off By the Throat

"you can lead a horse to fresh water but you cant teach it to be ok when you decide to leave." "

Eyedea-Smile

I just heard. fuck.

in case you had a hard day...

...this video will instantly make you feel better about yourself:

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banksy on the simpsons

didnt see the episode yet, but apparently banksy storyboarded the whole couch gag intro..its pretty good...

They Got Madden in da Ghetto?

"fuck it. I put the team on my back nigga."

in case you were wondering...

prince was sick back in the day too...


(p.s. sorry its been awhile, ive been out of internet for a couple months...but im back bitches..stay tuned for updates)

Red Hot Mamma

A luscious bitch she is, true
But it's not nice to fool mother nature
The proud mother of god like all ho's
Is jealous of her own shadow
Who is this young Vic Tanny bitch
Who wish to be queen for a day?
Who would sacrifice the great grandsons and daughters of her jealous mother
By sucking their brain until their ability to think was amputated
By pimping their instincts
Until they were fat, horny and strung-out
In a neurotic attempt to be queen of the universe
Who is this bitch?

Hastajackoff's horrible music installment 4

willow smith-whip my hair

now i know. ridiculous. "Are u really listening to this music?"

well the answer is no, but i would like to point out that will smith and family are a buncha ballers. Will smith of course has been movie star, television star, music star, his son jayden is a movie star and big with the Nickelodeon crowd apparently, and now his daughter is coming out with music, albeit bad music, that is extremely catchy and poppy. Prolly gonna be a star in her own right soon enough. The wife is an actor too right? not sure but still.

Damn. Fresh prince turned fresh king.

ohhh and did i mention she is nine...

Rappin' 4 Tay

da art of storytellin'

an olde but just heard this version the other day.

Bobcat vs. Buckeye

Making my grandparents proud...



and then this angle is super funny because you see the Bobcat pickin up speed and trackin him.

Those frenchmen are just dumb, but this dude is hardcore.

Not even remotely chill.

Offroad Segway

Hella safe.

Well this is pretty badass

"Politics is not touch football..."

First of all, this guy sounds exactly like Chris Farley in the van down by the river skit. Secondly, I can't stand politics.

Gets good about a minute in.

TIS THE SEASON...

GANGSTER ASS SHARKS..

Just incase you didnt know..

I have no idea where this is from but it is gold

Eagle vs. Goat? Oh yes.

Goat drops several hundred feet to its death, then gets carried away by the head. Eagles don't fuckaround.

60-mile, 11-day Traffic Jam in China

Apparently this thing ended pretty much overnight (the day after this article)...but they had a 20-day-er back in June. More to come, I'm sure.

WTF China

reality

see more Epic Fails

Mommy and Daddy song

So i know these might be getting annoying but i love em so much i gotta share.

And lee please feel free to post the original vid if u feel so inclined cause ima continue on my omitting spree.

right aroun 20 secs when she does the yeah, yeah. my favorite.

so ballin'

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is that troutman's instrument

yo david..

peep these dude..fucking crazy

R16 - RESPECT TO THE ILLEST! from Mason Rose on Vimeo.

Breakdance Hypothesis Confirmed

I happened to smoke a spliff and then proceed to binge on breakdancing videos on youtube today. highly recommend that endeavor. Below is a video, in my opinion, of the best bboy out there.

The obvious question that follows after watching a number of these videos is whether people ever get hit by the flailing legs of the bboys. The answer is yes. In a big way.

To fill in what the tweeze omitted

You gotta watch this one first. Antoine Dodson deserves his own reality show or something.

Bed Intruder Song

Its funny yet sad. Im being cereal.

Asian Kid Caught jerkin it

Find more videos like this on Boondocks Bootleg - Unofficial Official Blog of The Boondocks

dumb & dumber vs inception trailer

To much swagger can fuck your day up

Tom Waits - Papa's Got a Brand New Bag

checkmeoutcheckmeoutcheckmeout

checkmeoutcheckmeoutcheckmeoutcheckmeout

5pm - LIVE

What a wonderful world (Death metal version)

Oregon Trail: The Movie

i played a lot of this game as a kid...

The Oregon Trail - Official Trailer - watch more funny videos

Don't forget to checkmeout on bamm.tv

August 12th and 13th, broadcast live on the internet, with color commentary and instant replay.

Biking continued....

I would of watched the Tour de France if it was like this.

bicycles

here's some slammin bike action montage from the streets...

Re:Busting a nut

hahaha. some of this sounds pretty good.

Hastajakoff's horrible music. Installment 2

Wiley-Wheres My Brother

Philly Willy use to listen to this guy when I was feelin up on Dizzee Rascal. He has another song about how he eats pies. Who got the pies? Wiley got the pies.

Gotta love those repeat-ems.

Get that dang mouse

Let me get a little emotional on you right now.

As I get older, I feel more and more that the natural world is very important to the future continuance and ultimately happiness of the planet. I think with maturity comes a sense of responsibility we all should feel for the...

nevermind. this shit is just tight.

exercise ball flip

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what the fuck. people figure out how to do the weirdest shit...

trick shot

i dont know which is cooler...the spinning karate kick-shot or the ball doming his homie a split second later..you decide...

Awesome Trick Shot, Even Better Headshot - Watch more Sports

Oh you really thought violins weren't funky

...think again.

Bootsy Collins - Winterfunkyland

Shit don't exist on youtube but click the link. You won't be disappointed...especially when it drops in at 0:43.

dan gilbert is PISSED

..along with everyone else in cleveland. my favorite part is the bold prediction that the Cavs will win an NBA title before LeBron does...classic. Im not sure what i'd like to see more: the new Big 3 wreck shop on Kobe and the Lakers for years to come, or the Heat failing to gain any team chemistry with three superstars on the court and having a mediocre run into the playoffs (to the soundtrack of everyone in Cleveland talking shit)...or maybe i don't particularly care, because no matter where LeBron plays, our Golden State Warriors will still be somewhere down at the bottom of the pile, dreaming of centers and rebounds and an actual defense.
Here's a copy of Dan Gilbert's "open" letter to the fans in Cleveland..

Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE"

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....



Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavaliers


jordan is still the best

busting a nut

found on Lords of Apathy

watermelon carving

wow

Watermelon carving from Vid Nikolic on Vimeo.

Ahh...The Name Is Bootsy, Baby

feminism

i might be hella high...

...but this is pretty fuckin cool.

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This is hella cool

but not for any conventional reasons...

"A dark, dark, best day i've ever had."

If we legalize pot in California... I'll probably stop smokin. Its gonna lose all its cool.
Don't know if u follow these on your own, but here is the newest one. Black dude at the end is seriously a buzz killer.

these are a few of my favorite things...

graffiti and hockey


(click on image to see sweet mural by san jose graffiti artists Iful, Fern, Medik, Searius, and Demyser)

Facts

may or may not know. may or may not find interesting.

If you are gonna be murdered then, statistically speaking, it will happen on Christmas day by a member of your own family.

Al Gore's mansion in Tennessee consumes more "ungreen" energy that any other personal residence in that state. Which makes Al Gore the biggest hypocrite known to man.

It is possible to go blind from smoking too heavily.

Smoking Baby

Obama should quit his day job.

I guess he really is black...

glad to be back.

Hastajackoff's horrible music. installment 1

MC Frontalot

Lady Sovereign

Dizzy turned bitch.

sand art...

ohh baby. got an email. and hasta be back. hopefully i remembered how to embed this correctly.

Tom Waits circa 1957.

breaking news

some bullshit is happening somewhere

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Beer Noir

I leaned back with my feet up on my desk. I read my name backwards on the door and wondered. Like a bad joke told to a brown shoed square in the dead of night, it all came rushing back to me. I thought carefully about getting up from my desk, putting on my new Velarimosa prawn hat, opening the door to the hallway, checking the spelling on my name one more time, closing the door behind me, heading down to the first floor, making my way down the evening street full of worn out proles and pinheads, finding the corrupt pirate pastrami burrito vendor who trades fist fulls of change for volcanic gastritis, continuing to a dark doorway the length of which would lead me to a knuckle worn bar top of mildew and pine, mounting a bow-legged stool and ordering a pint of the nectaral Maximus Ale. And then I did.

-Lagunitas

Denis Leary on Denis Leary

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gamechangers episodes 1 & 2

these are mad funny...

Gamechangers Ep. 1: The Rant Writer from Ty Burrell

Gamechangers Ep 2: Fear the NFL Draft from Columbus Short

Gamechangers

Hank Azaria is such a boss...

Gamechangers Ep 3: A Legend in the Booth with Hank Azaria from Hank Azaria

and a bit more

Drunk History vol. 6 w/ John C. Reilly & Crispin Glover from John C Reilly

more drunk history

Drunk History vol. 2.5 - Featuring Jack Black from Jack Black

drunk history

Drunk History Vol. 5 w/ Will Ferrell, Don Cheadle & Zooey Deschanel from Will Ferrell

from funnyordie.com

flashbacks

dog's been through some serious shit

alright, touch gloves, and lets have a fair fight...

And now back on...(wait for it..)...track!

BOOM!

You'll have to forgive me for temporarily straying from GIF week

but I think you understand.

more CN gifs....theyre everywhere

SHARKS v. blackhawks

.GIF week

Chuck Norris invented the .gif because whenever someone would take a picture of him the .jpg image would transform into a .gif to capture his awesomeness.

.gif week on WUC!!!

inspired by deff's previous post...this asian guy is pretty fuckin sick.

p.s. at the end it says that this guy is one of only two people in the world that can do this trick. 20 bucks says the other guy is CHUCK NORRIS

Girl don'tchu know I got x-ray vision

Oh damn, Mondo Cane dropped today.

And it's some seriously hot shit.

man rape

not a big deal but...

...i'll be at the game tonight, 12th row. look for me on tv.

Playoff Intensity.

Maybe we need to slap the shit outta thornton and marleau for them to get with it....(this guys even wearing teal)

Jules Winnfield: the greatest hockey coach ever

this shit is ridiculous....chris celios talking about his first hockey coach

sharks

So here we are…
The demons of last year were vanquished Saturday night in Colorado. Dan Boyle and Joe Pavelski led us to victory with game-tying and –winning goals, respectively, and the Sharks managed to “overcome” a 2-1 deficit to win the first round series. Jesus Christ. An audible sigh of relief washed over the bay and Sharks fans everywhere grinned sheepishly and patted each other on the back, not wanting to appear too excited about what should have taken less than six games, and a little embarrassed for entertaining such strong doubts that we would avoid shameful defeat. And that’s really what the opening series is all about for San Jose. To me the first round this year contained less a desire for glory than a fear of humiliation. Sure we wanted to win, but we really didn’t want to lose.
And thanks to a key group of guys, many of whom are new faces this year (reaffirming Doug Wilson’s status as the best GM in the league), we did not lose. Here are a few thoughts on who I think deserves credit for the Sharks moving on to the next round. Number one: Joe Pavelski. My nigga. This guy has been the backbone of the team so far, coming through in just about every clutch situation imaginable. He looks hungry (perhaps a candidate for captain when Blake retires?) and his line has led the Sharks in scoring by a wide margin. Ryan Clowe has also been killing it. His work along the boards was phenomenal, and he’s remained disciplined, avoiding dumb penalties. Scotty Nichol. He goes hard every single shift, hits everything in sight, and boosts the energy on the forecheck. He also gets down in the face-off circle. Manny Malhotra, another face-off beast, has been huge on special teams. He and Mitchell added much needed speed to match Colorado’s noticeable advantage in quickness. Dan Boyle is going to carry this team through the second round on his back if he has to. Setoguchi has had a great series as well, surprisingly, as his regular season was less than impressive. He’s managed to simplify his game, pick up the pace and finish checks, which has paid off.
Mostly I’m relieved, but anxiety over the next round is already starting to creep in. Our top line has been weak, particularly Marleau, despite scoring the one goal they have between them. If they don’t start putting up points we won’t be able to compete with teams like the blackhawks and the red wings. HOWEVER, the rest of the team, specifically those I mentioned, did manage to prove that we are indeed a different team this year, and if everyone else (i.e. our “star” players: Thornton, Marleau, etc) gets with the program, we might actually (do I dare say it?) be able to… (bad idea, don’t do it)…make a run for the cup. That’s right. The sharks, while saving their fans from the indignity of another first round defeat, also, inadvertently, gave us hope. And right now, still riding high off such a recent victory (and also a king-sized spliff), I am painfully hopeful. Don’t let us down. Go sharks.

Bike Polo.....and this video is supposed to be serious

this video is kinda long but i urge you to watch in its entirety.....if not at least fast forward to the gem at 8:45

Bike Polo: A Cycling Sport from Zach Cost on Vimeo.

Don't trip dentist, I got this...

Just another reason why the NHL is harder than any other professional league.

flipping the script

videogioco-loop experiment from MILKYEYES -donato sansone on Vimeo.

sf

Oh damn this dude is sick

From San Francisco, used to kick it with Fillmore Slim, recorded a handful of tracks in the 70s that have just recently resurfaced.

yo boozin- if the main pic can be animated like this, you should change it to this one

Mondo Cane...finally.

May 4th. link

oh word

Eastbound and Down - Outtake
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found on loss prevention

Shadow Art

Pretty awesome: link

juggalo news

found on thelossprevention blog

arab sideshow

apparently saudi arabia and the bay area have a lot more in common than i thought...they both love whips, wear tall white tees, and gather at intersections and freeways to get wild as shit...hell, the names even rhyme...

sometimes it dont go so well..

found on revok1.com

RAPPING FOR MONEY

What happens when the senile can fight...

Fool from the oakland bus fight...fools whilden.

Sucka gets played sweet

Imaginarium of the Dr.

This was the perfect part for Tom Waits.

"mean mug" shots

what the FUCK are you lookin at, willis?

thanks jeffrey.

2nd Amendment Rights

Shit is nasty funky.

Rape

this whole stand-up is mad funny...

Best Goal I have see in a long time

Yo so I just saw this today and damn....kids got dangles. Wouldn't mind if the sharks prospect some of those kids.

wheel of retards

im betting these dudes didnt have to pass any kind of written exam to get into the military...

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2010

sorry its been a minute. here's a polar bear shitting himself.