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Friday, December 16, 2011

Guy on a buffalo

The beauty of life is that you are sitting in traffic one moment and in the next you're a, "GUY ON A BUFFALO OHHH, CHASIN A BEAR, GUY ON A BUFFALOO OHHH...BREAK YO GUN ON A STUMP!"

i think i need to go to church...

if anybody has been watching the nfl this season, ya boy GOD must've put serious money on the broncos this year...and his son is playing quarterback...

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Sunday, November 20, 2011

WUC talent of the week

that guy doing the trick pool shots isn't half bad either...

Sunday, November 13, 2011

the greatest salesman of all time

fuck a woman in white gloves, she buying every ketchup popsicle he's selling...

checkmate.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Saturday, October 29, 2011

flying with eagles, son....EAGLES

shit.....just...got....real.

this shit just made my bucket list...and if youre thinking "parachuting around with your fucking arm out for oversized pidgeons to shit on you is gay" right now, all i got to say is....

checkmate.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

NEVER talk to police

this is long and a little boring but everyone should watch it and apply its message to their lives...dont get shook, keep your fuckin mouth shut...

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

damn!

a mountain bike rider in africa gets bucked by an antelope...

Friday, September 16, 2011

T-pain and Chris brown

Auto-tuning at its finest. Quite possibly the hardest thing to listen to. But auto-tuning at its finest.

and i believe chris brown says kowabunga at some point in the middle.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

God's Away On Business



And something to watch out for...
"There have been rumblings and rumors. New music from Tom Waits, you say?
Come to TomWaits.com on Tuesday August 23rd, and Mr. Waits himself will
set the record straight."
- ANTI Records

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Trollquotes

This is pretty funny...

trollquotes.com

1. famous quote
2. attributed to wrong famous person
3. picture of entirely different famous person









Thursday, August 11, 2011

Thursday, August 4, 2011

White

It's a different White...but I'm definitely happy with the new addition...and I've heard he choose to come to San Jose.



Tuesday, July 26, 2011

CAT WEEK

since we've been leaning in this direction for several posts now, i figured i would go ahead and make it official. and so begins CAT WEEK ON WASHED UP CELEBS. go nuts. here are some cats moshing...

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Hop Stoopid...the perfect breakfast beer.



"For those mornings when you have to cut right to the chase, this is the one. Sure to blast through just about anything still lingering from the night before, this mouthful of Hops and huge rich Malt has a gaurantee built right into the name!"

Friday, July 15, 2011

Not the best beat I ever made...

but jesus christ this song is terrible.



And I had to stumble upon it on youtube...

:(

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Friday, July 8, 2011

Trey Lewd

George Clinton's son, holdin it down in 92.



and then.. holdin it down (?) in 2011.

Thursday, July 7, 2011



from failblog.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Brent Burns

Mixed feelings about losing Seto but from what I have heard about this guy is legit.




...and the reach of a fuckin' pterodatyl!

this is for boozin

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Thursday, June 2, 2011

european hipsters..

change a few names and slang terms and this could be san francisco...

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

there go my bangs bitch

ive been slackin lately with the posts but this had me rolling..

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Oscar Brown Jr.

Work Song


Somebody Buy Me A Drink (sounds a lot like Heart of Saturday Night / Nighthawks at the Diner stuff)


Dat Dere (original version here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gykp4f0Ac8c - ridiculously awesome)

Sunday, January 23, 2011

is it just me...

...or does this bitch sound a hell of a lot like mc chris?

whats REALLY hood?

this is what happens when you pretend to be a gangster on facebook and your uncle sees that shit and calls you out. the worst part is, the uncle made his nephew post this video of his own ass-wuppin on his facebook page. thats gotta hurt your street cred homie.

hot tubbin on the late night

oh word

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Prince - F.U.N.K.

The pitch shifted verses are awesome.