since ive been back on the market (thank you very much you heartless bitch) the last couple years, ive found that my pick-up skills have grown a bit rusty. i got so used to telling bitches that i had a girlfriend and then acting how ever the fuck i wanted because i knew i would go home and fuck my girl no matter who i pissed off. now i find that i have to laugh at bad jokes, listen to a wide range of dumb stories, and play all those ridiculous games in the horrible ritual of male-female interaction that we call "single life" just to have a 50% chance of awkwardly getting my dick wet. well thank god my troubles are over. now equipped with an arsenal of killer lines and embedded with the shining example of these smooth pimps in action (particularly the OG at 2:06), i feel ready to take on the field. the drought is over and its time to put some juice in this arid desert of a sex life ive been suffering through. life is a playground and i want somebody to play with. bring on the sluts (no fatties).
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how about that fool that in a series of clips says he likes "stealing watches, domestic violence, sexual abuse, and all sorts of alcoholics and addicts...how could he not get someone interested. But FUCK those games, and fuck the market
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